The act of shoving a baseball bat up a girls ass until she turns a ghostly white color.
TR "I gave my girl a Sammy Sosa last night and she squirted all over the place"

FG "Did you try the Alaskan Fire Dragon"?
by Pussymuncher69 December 08, 2010
What? Corky landed on the bench? Oh wait, sorry, splitting DH time because 'he's tired.' Oh, and that pitiful 2-40something june. Lets not forget the Orioles current freefall in the AL East to the Yankoffs and BoSux.
Sosa still sucks, though he's your problem now O's fans. Sorry guys.
by Plinkton Cyclopes July 09, 2005
O V E R R A T E D! aka. CORKY
A person who may have cheated at baseball his entire career, but was never caught until last season.
(makes Pete Rose look like a damn saint)
One of the leagues WORST outfielders not only in modern day baseball, but any baseball era in history.
Simply put, an awful player that should have been a DH from day 1 in the league.
Corky will always be remembered for how he embarassed himself, his family and his shitty Chicago Cubs fans last season.
by Diesel February 03, 2004
when someone won't be smart, ever.
john's such a sammy sosa sometimes, like, i remember once when he was trying to kiss my dad and my dad was all "i'm not having that" and he's all "but dude, i like dudes" and then tony comes outr of nowhere and he's all brodical and i'm like "whoa man"
by joey platinum March 13, 2003
he plays for the cubs so who gives a shit
like I said who gives a shit
by ben January 07, 2004
The most awesome power hitter in baseball today.
Sammy Sosa is the bomb.
by phil January 24, 2004
U guys are all a bunch of ignorants. Sammy Sosa is the true example of somebody who overcome all the dificulties of growing up the dominican republic (I am dominican too) and made a career in the MLB. U all cry babies know that sammy sosa was borned in a abandoned hospital? and he had to work shinning shoes and selling lemon juice cuz his dad died when he was 7? and he had to use a rolled juice container cuz he had no money to buy a baseball glove? Exactly, you don't know all of that cuz in the dominican some dirty ass place like Bronx of Compton would look like a fuckin 3 Billion neighborhood. So stop bitchin about Sammy. Yeah, he cheated with the cork in his bat, but it was an accident (yeah assholes, they checked all the other 72 bats of sammy sosa, all of them clear) and it is a common practice for all baseball player to practice with a corked bat (improves the swing). So wtf do u expect, is sammy sosa perfect,can't he make mistakes? ("oh my god, sammy used a corked bat " But they all look the same, it is probably just a mistake" "meh, who cares, lets call him cheater") Unless any of you were borned in an abandoned hospital, and had to work since you were 7 years old, and had to go play baseball shoeless and with a rolled juice container, and now you are a MLB player STFU and stop bitching!
"Sammy Sosa had to work since he was 7 years old, and he became one of the best MLB players!"
by Sendog July 09, 2005
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