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4.
a fucking loser dumbass bitch shit fucker who played for the fucking cubs
Hey stop being a sammy sosa u bitcxh
by sammy sucks January 29, 2005
 
1.
To corks a bat, then act like nothing happened, only to admit it later and apologize to all of Latin America.
That asshole Sammy Sosa'ed his bat and now he hit 67 home runs.
by The Big Sexy July 06, 2004
 
2.
One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.
Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.
 
3.
A crybaby pussy that landed on the DL in 2004 with a thrown back from sneezing and demolished (in one season) the support of Chicago fans. Keep in mind that he was second in Chicago sports fans behind Michael Jordan, and blew that after crying through an entire season about his batting position (even though he was batting in the low .200s) and refused to act like a team leader. Thankfully, the Cubs dumped him off much to the joy of Cubs fans that were sick of his bat-corking, responsibility dodging, premadonna attitude. Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch.
by Plinkton Cyclopes February 24, 2005
 
5.
a set of two names/words that will forever be used to describe a frikin cheater.
look, i corked my bat. i just pulled a, "sammy sosa!"
by david January 18, 2004
 
6.
Someone that has used so many illegal steroids, and growth hormone his jaw line is now fucked up.
Dude get that needle out of your ass. You are being a Sammy Sosa
by Anonymous October 08, 2003
 
7.
Knocking your balls so deep the get a shit stain on them.
Man I was pounding away at Michelle so hard I pulled a Sammy Sosa
by Jackson Pollack November 12, 2007