(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.
Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
Alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'.
Can you make me a samich?
a sandwich made on command
make me a samich woman!
What mom calls sandwiches.
We could bring some samiches.
An alternate form of way to say sandwich, also used by gir
on the show invader zim
"Hi floor make me a samich!!"
The urban way of saying the word Sandwich.
Motherfucka, you aae my motherfuckin samich!!
IUP's Best Late Night Food Joint.
It's 3 AM are you hungry? Let's go to Steel City for some huge Samiches.
A sound that neanderthals used instead of the real word - "sandwich" - because of their inability to speak properly due to the underdevelopment of their cerebral cortexes. In modern day, the sound is still commonly used by beings of generally low intelligence that lack the ability to differentiate between clever wordplay and blatantly stupid trends.
"Ooh ooh, ah ah, Congo wan eat banana samich!"