If you date or dated these gorgeous Samantha's you have all you'll ever need or you are mental and let the best thing you had go, without realizing it.
Samantha's are the best in bed even if they appear they aren't. Get to know your Samantha because studies show many grow up to be nude models just out of the blue.
boy 2: yea dude you're such an idiot. do u not know how awesome she REALLY is? you didnt even give her a shot
boy 1: im an idiot.
Jon- "Oh, Samantha."
You know Samantha? Lucky asshole.