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a freak that loves to poop and obsesses over guys named William and poptarts. She loves to eat people and has a tendency to flare her nostrils when its bed time.
Guy: Who was the last person that went into the bathroom?
Girl: Samantha Marie...
Guy: What a pig! She stunk up my entire house!
Girl Well that's Sam for you!
by sophiee(: March 11, 2011

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