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A stupid talentless whore from England. She tried to grab her slutty paws into innocent children. She's 20 but looks to be 45 and strives for attention. Samantha Barks: Everyone Look at me.
*No-one looks* *Samantha Pouts* Samantha Barks: Oh no! No-one is paying attention to me! I will have to date Nick Jonas so people will think I'm half relevent! |
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| 1. | Samantha Barks | ||
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A talented British musical theater actress who first caught people's attention on the reality show "I'd Do Anything". She has appeared on the West End and toured the UK with various shows. She most notably landed the role of Eponine in the film version of Les Miserables at 22 years old. "Thank God Samantha Barks got the part in Les Miz and not Taylor Swift"
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