Sam

One who prefers the sexual company of inanimate objects, usually stuffed animals.

Did you see what that man is doing over there? He's definitely a Sam.

by Carolina B23 January 21, 2012

Sam

Sam is a man who is very emotional and loves bread. He likes to take his anger out on everyone, cry and kick fires. He likes playing sport. Not as much as he loves bread. Sam may be overweight.

swaggin sam

by swaggerz4lyfeeeeeeee August 29, 2012

Sam

Another word for a nugget obsession

"I love chicken nuggets"
"you are totally a Sam"

by Memeneme November 23, 2011

Sam

Swag At Me

Get your SAM

by sexMONSTER????? April 29, 2009

Sam

One whom has M.E, or myalgic encephalomeylitis. One who is tired most of the time, but when well can perform feats of impossibility.

<after witnessing a sleeping hobo jump up and fly to the moon and back> " DUUDE YOU ARE SAM "

by supermegamentalsam March 18, 2008

Sam

13 and a half inch cock, 4 around and can use it like no other. a compleat sex god. thats why he cant run fast like most. he has two brains and uses them for everything.

(two girls)we had a threesome with sam and we couldnt take all of it. we have to find a friend

by stacy h September 3, 2010

Sam

Ugly creepy guy with a butt chin.

The kid has a butt on his face!

Oh, you must mean Sam.

by EwSamButtChin February 18, 2009