A girl who pretends to be stupid for attention or makes a big deal and are proud of something that makes them a whore or a slut. Everybody knows someone who is a Sam.
"Oh my god, she's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."
by CallMeAlice November 03, 2012
A disease originating from a person who shall remain nameless.. cough Sam O'Toole.
A chain of rash's, spots and dry, horrible looking hair will result.
Dude you've got Sams!

Sorry Sarah I can't come swimming.
I got Sams.

I feel so bitchy and strangely fake.
You must have Sams!!
by popgoestheweasel8 January 04, 2008
Small Angry Man Syndrome.
A person who is angry because they are small in statue but do not accept this as their reason for anger and instead blame other factors.
Steph''your mate just hit that guy for no reason''

Lee''Yeh hes a stereotypical SAMS''
by LeonBrooke January 31, 2009
1.the craziest most funniest nigga to come out the west end of new bedford. Cant touch that style like that mexican can he a predator to the end people that know him from school dont know him at all he keeps his hood status on check plus he know all about that exculsive shyt
2. someone who is just as funny as Sam
wow you aint just crazy you SAM crazy
gotta b able to be as noble as a saint but crazy like sam
by that nigga you kno from da block January 04, 2007
Acronym for Self Absorbed Male. Acronym derives from a couple in Canada, over a big ego boyfriend and annoyed girlfriend.
Sam: Hey sweetie, have u noticed my biceps have gotten bigger.
El: eh... yeah... have u ever wondered what ur name stands for?
Sam: hm... no
El: i'm sure it's an acronym for Self Absorbed Male.
by Sanjiro September 19, 2006
A Hypocritical homophobe !!!
TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!
by A true penis lover February 12, 2010
A cute ass that likes 'shyers'. He needs a mohawk. & He onlu uses girls for one thing. He spends all of his time touching his GLAD.
You're such a sam.
by :]]]]]]]H! August 16, 2009
sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla
i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.


hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
by sexyyylovee11 May 02, 2009

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