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Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012

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The most amazing guy. He has amazing eyes, hair, and body. He will treat you how you've always deserved to be treated. He will always take your side, and will always hold you while you cry. Sam might have gone through some hard things, but those things have made him a better stronger person. He will always be there for you, no matter who you are. He always sells himself short, and doesn't believe you when you tell him these things because he thinks he doesn't deserve it. He also gives the best kisses in the world.

Also likes to joke and say, "Thanks for playing, now make me a sandwich."
Sam: "Would you ever go out with a guy like me?"

"Hmmm.... Yeah."
Sam: "Should you?"

*laughs* "Probably not"
Sam: "Will you?

"Yes."
by 1.20.2012 May 27, 2012

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the most brilliant person on Earth. Good looking, charming and from London. Aslo wears the best socks. If you aren't Sam you should wish you was.
Chuck Norris- have you met Sam.
Other man who isn't important in any way- No why
Chuck Norris- your life isn't complete, and you don't deserve to live..
Other man dies painfully
by the real Chuck Norris February 17, 2012

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the most amazing and understanding person you will ever meet.
sam is always there for you and usually ends up falling in love with a girl named liz. if you have a sam never let him go. sam's are perfect. sam is sexy and hot. he has a cute voice and is easily liked with his unforgettable charm.
oh my god sam is just the perfect boyfriend ever and i dont know what i would do without him.
by fizz pop June 26, 2011

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a boy who is caring and will always be there for you. can be emotional but is also very self-sufficient. loves to talk about everything and anything. has good taste in music. he's been jamie's bestfriend since 5th grade. he's sweet and is someone you could really see falling in love with. doesn't have the best history with girls from the past but hopefully it won't still be the same in the future. has the most kick-ass sister you could ever meet. he's everything you could ask for, and so much more.
girl: do you know sam?
other girl: yeah i love sam!
by jamielada September 12, 2010

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Sam: Smart Annoying Male

He's unbelievably clever and may deny being smart, but if you get into any kind of debate or argument with him... Well, you will lose. He's annoying, but in an entertaining, fun way because of his open personality. Social, yet awkward in the most enjoyable way possible.

Physically, Sam tends to have soft, luscious hair and a beautiful smile. He dresses very well and 'preppy,' not at all like someone who doesn't give a crap about being presentable. Verbally, he speaks eloquently, but should curse less because it's very degrading.
"Who's that cute boy in the picture?"
"Does he have nice hair? It's probably a Sam."
"Obviously."
by SeasonalGurl January 04, 2014

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A Sam is someone that you will only meet once and never want to let him go. He is the funniest person you will ever meet, and you should treasure him always. He will be there for you no matter what. You can always trust him. He is the most sweet, kind, caring, gentle and overall amazing person. Life wouldn't be worth living if you lost a Sam.

He is amazingly good looking, with soft mousey brown hair and one heck of a sexy body. He doesn't think much of himself, but will always make you feel amazing (in and out of the bedroom). He will always look after you, and if anyone were to ever hurt you, he'd be there to save you.

Once you have a Sam, do anything you can to keep him.

He is one in a million <3
Person 1: You see that boy over there?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: He is so perfect, he makes me feel like a princess
Person 2: He's a Sam then.
by Jackie369 August 09, 2012

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Sam is a guy who is so much fun in a nerdy kinda way. He loves to read and write, he loves anime. He is hot but doesn't now it. He is an attractive nerdy athlete. He has that sick and disturbing kinda humor. He is just so hot.
Kayla: "Wow, who is that? He's so hot. But he's such a nerd. And he's an athlete? There is a God."

Jasmine: "You don't know? That's Sam."
by Samsgirl<3 August 04, 2011

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