Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012
usually a male with an extremely large cock with bulgy veins and a big proud head. This abnormally is due to excessive masturbation.
Person 1: Dude did you see that guys dick in that porno?It was colossal!
Person 2: Ya dude! I bet that guys name was Sam!
by Sam Dodge March 15, 2008
1. Persons Name-
2. "Asked of God" (Religious)
3. SAM(Surface to Air Missile-Acronym)
1. I was named Sam, by my parents because it was easy going and nice and short.
by Sam Van April 08, 2006
A girl who tried to search her name on Urban Dictionary but got results such as "Super At Masturbating" and "Sexy Attractive Male" so she submitted her own defination that didn't really define her but reached out to other Sams who had the same problem.
Other than that, a Sam is an amazingly smart girl who helps people with homework and other problems.
Usually short tempered, and likes to get things done.
Organized, and goal-oriented.
Also did not send this defination in.
Guy #1: "Dude, I don't get this homework at all!"
Guy #2: "Just go ask Sam, she helped me with last night's assignments."
by dayuuumgurl October 19, 2010
Is caring and lovley
would be a good boyfriend, so give him a go ;)
sticks to his word and tries his best to cheer everyone up
tends to torment.
sam puts a smile on my face
by blondiex April 06, 2009
One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet in your entire life. He makes you feel certain ways that are hard to explain. Everything he says and does seems to fill you with joy somehow. It's impossible to let someone this special just pass you by, which is why once you met a Sam, never ever let him go.
'I met this guy called Sam.'
'THATS AWESOME! I wish I could meet a Sam'
by nikkinicoliee April 12, 2010
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