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Sam
1. a word describing any abnormally skinny ginger.
2. a person who thinks he/she is the shit by making fun of cute little girls, and pretending to be emo, yet still expects to get laid.
3. a person who is so lazy, he/she hasn't gone shirt shopping since he/she was in preschool, he/she hangs around the same place all day, and he/she doesn't even completely write out their own name.
A. "Ashley Olsen's new nick name is Sam."
B. "Although the blue-eyed blondie's name was Helen, we called her Sam because she claimed to be emo by listening to screamo music, painting her nails black, and wearing her 7-year old little sister's jeans."
C. "If you're wondering why I'm wearing a tiny t-shirt with the name of a preschool on it, it's because my name is Sam, and I'm too lazy to go to the fucking mall and buy some new ones."
by k.n.b February 05, 2008
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1.
Sam
Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me"
by UrbanDefinitions September 22, 2006
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2.
Sam
Sexy Attractive Male
"Hi I'm a sexy attractive male, but you can call me Sam for short."
by Samuel C January 20, 2007
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3.
Sam
Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change.
"See that guy over there, yeh he could so be called Sam."
by macca girl December 28, 2009
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4.
sam
sam is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest.
whitey. "man you two are cool, what are your names?"
SamW. "my name is sam williams,"
SamF. "my name is Sam Fox,"
whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player,"
then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!"
by whitedog November 22, 2006
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5.
Sam
a man that causes uncontrollable sexual desire in attractive girls
attractive girl) damn i want Sam now
by .......................,.,.,., August 11, 2008
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6.
Sam
Sam is short for Samuel. Will be an awesome friend and really nice. his hair is unbelievably soft. He has girls chasing after him and he will chase them back. HILARIOUS!..cute kid..



" that guy is such a cutie. he is funny and sweet. he must be a Sam."
by you know baby! April 26, 2009
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7.
Sam
usually a male with an extremely large cock with bulgy veins and a big proud head. This abnormally is due to excessive masturbation.
Person 1: Dude did you see that guys dick in that porno?It was colossal!
Person 2: Ya dude! I bet that guys name was Sam!
by Sam Dodge March 15, 2008
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