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Character out of the Dr. Seuss classic 'green eggs and ham' who tries to encourage the other nameless character to eat green eggs and ham.
Would you like them in a boat?
Would you like them with a goat?
I would not like them in a boat,
I would not like them with a goat,
I do not green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Sam I Am
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Also known as 'Sam I Ham', is a reference to the Dr. Seuss classic, Green Eggs and Ham. It is a character that encourages different characters to try green eggs and ham.
This book is also parodied as 'Green Eggs and Sam.' (721)
"Sam: I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM.

Joey: THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!

Sam: DO WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?

Joey: I DO NOT LIKE THEM,SAM-I-AM.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.

Sam: WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?

Joey: I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM."

- Green Eggs and Ham
By: Dr. Seuss
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hangs out in #lg... and likes sex0r and CTF!
"oooh samiam is sex0ring again"

"Sam stop sex0ring up Envision"

"s@miam unt lesbi0n!"

"that samiam is spawn camping again!"
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