Member of the formerly decent Edmonton Oilers, liked only for his looks by girls and the odd freak with a man crush on him, his skills are overlooked thankfully, because it's hard to play the game with an IQ of 14.
girl- O M G did you seee the game yesterday
normal guy- ya it was awesome we finally won one
girl- NO O M G Sam GAGNE was playing hes sooo adorable
random gay kid- YA HE CAN BUTTER MY TOAST ANY DAY