When a man fuck all your friends and makes you apologize. The premises for his criterias to sexual intercourse is a heartbeat within a 2 mile radie. A Salvo is often defined to be a narcissistic asshole with no love or sympathies for anyone but himself. To date a salvo is probably the worst mistake of your life and just as much fun as a poke in the eye.
"So, how did your date go?"
"Oh, jeeez... A typical Salvo, I rather cheese grate my nipples than go out with him again"
When a male ejaculates on his own chest, allows the ejaculate to dry and then flexes his pectoral muscles in order to crack the dry ejaculate. This act is often performed for self gratification and can take place in front of a mirror or in the presence of other males.
That guy with the dragon tattoo just Salvo'd all over his chest.