Example 2 "I was so drunk last night I hooked up with ___ and feel so salty right now"
Example 3 "I'm so salty right now, I haven't taken a shower since two days ago and look like a crusty hipster
Mike Ross gets really salty when he loses in friendlies.
I'm hella salty that Combofiend got 4th at Evo yesterday.
My mom made me stay home and clean my room so I couldn't go to the party. I was so salty.