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The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex
Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"
by iliketrashytv February 09, 2012
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joey essex quote, a bit like reem.
'ahh look at her,she's a right salty potato'
by tinkerbellebaby February 11, 2012
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A female who has ejaculated whist giving birth to a new born.
Salty potato is Designed to be more insultive than the word cunt and can be used as an Alternative
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