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1.
The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.
John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?

Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!

John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!
by dingo3 October 21, 2010