look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
1.
A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
by Brendan And Chris October 18, 2007
23 7

Words related to Salty Eye-Patch

eye load patch salty splooge