An ex-patriot European (usually British) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. Unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his dick is left dangling in the sea.
John got his Canadian passport this week, but he's not giving up his British one - when will the Salty Dick make a commitment.
"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"
"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"
by QuidamUD April 22, 2009
The act of masturbating with salty hand lube when one gets clammy or sweaty hands. Once hands are sloppy, most and warm its best to perform a salty dick.
Guy 1: "My hands are extremely sweaty"
Guy 2: "Slip n' Slide them on your dick bro, do the salty dick"
Guy 2: "Slip n' Slide them on your dick bro, do the salty dick"
by RaiseOner May 17, 2014
A waffle shaped like a dick that you give to loved ones for breakfast but to be a salty dick waffle you put cum on it.
by jgunn7906 definitions March 2, 2016
What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.
Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.
Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.
Devin: Oh..ok tight.
Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.
Devin: Oh..ok tight.
by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019