Salking (v.) (Pronounced: Saul-king)
Salking is just the combined form of Sobbing and Talking. It's used usually to calm someone down while they're sobbing...and talking.
Salking is just the combined form of Sobbing and Talking. It's used usually to calm someone down while they're sobbing...and talking.
Person 1: *Sniff* Why c-can't we j-just be friends? *Sob*
Person 2: Please, just stop salking. It'll be better this way.
Person 2: Please, just stop salking. It'll be better this way.
by Justin "J Weezy" Wulf April 22, 2007
Middle aged sports enthusiast, typically white male, who takes the criticism and or defeat of their respected franchise personally. Known to voice their contempt on social media for underperforming athletes who are often half their age.
I was sitting next to this guy on the plane, a real Salk, who kept saying “Peyton Manning did it the right way”.
by BrothMan December 17, 2022
by Officer Manda January 9, 2009
The form of talking but singing at the same time. Usually to add humor to boring sentences and average everyday life.
"Edna is a bad worker at subway" is just a normal sentence.
but when salking the sentence, can be humorous and fun.
but when salking the sentence, can be humorous and fun.
by Barracudaxx October 21, 2010
1) Is the lead singer good?
2) Yeah, I guess. But he doesn't have a really good voice he just kind of salks.
2) Yeah, I guess. But he doesn't have a really good voice he just kind of salks.
by Mr. Lion December 1, 2008
this schools so gay. (better than wisdom)
hottest babes at salk: daddy viola and mr g (only salk kids understand)
school full of gay mfs who rip fuckin juuls in the bathroom.
hottest babes at salk: daddy viola and mr g (only salk kids understand)
school full of gay mfs who rip fuckin juuls in the bathroom.
by lordbbypooshkie November 8, 2021
a school in the lower east side where u can basically do no work and still pass. Half the guys r so close u don't wanna get near them and half of them r normal. Most of the girls r rich and white and pretend to be lower class then they are to not seem "spoiled." u share the building with an elementary school also and the cafeteria reeks. There r good restaurants near by. Rip Il Fornos. Also beware of coach
by patrickbateman99 February 8, 2021