Top Definition
An imaginary set of goggles that automatically fit to most male students at Kansas State University at Salina after spending a short two weeks on campus. It makes a "2" a "10" Similar to beer goggles, however, the effects of Salina goggles do not cease regardless of sobriety. NO STRAIGHT MAN IS IMMUNE!!
Bryan realized that he had his Salina Goggles on when he caught himself thinking that chubby chasing was a good idea.
by * The Closer * September 19, 2009

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