Person1: "I think she had a mustache, and four chins"
Salim: "No, she was absolutely fine"
Person1: "Hey dude who was that chick?"
Person2: "HE'S my grandfather..."
Salim: "Do you like unicorns?"
Salim: "If you could fly, would you do it with wings or without like superman?"
Salim: "I think Yuval is hot... i want to do her so badly that my penis burns."
Type of person that people always regret not being more "in" with him later in life.
v. the action of owning or as others refer to it as ownage.
Ian: " You can have my lunch if you want..i'm not so hungary"
Jessica " Fuck! should've went out with Salim."
Interviewer: " So Ashton Kutcher..we heard you're having a new show now? Can you tell us it's name?"
Kutcher: "haha...yeah..it's gnna be "You just got Salim'd!"
Guard: Stop that, or i'll tell your teacher!
Frank: SALIM!! SALIIIIM!!!
..and Frank ran away, making the teacher thinking "WHAT!?".