A crunchy hard substance that ejaculates a pleasant white creamy thirst quenching liquid into your mouth when you bite.
That was such a salad last night.

And oh baby you made a great salad last night.
by quadraticformulabaybay109374 June 16, 2010
A dish of raw leafy green vegetables, often tossed with pieces of other raw or cooked vegetables, fruit, cheese, or other ingredients and served with a dressing.
Salad is eaten regularly to maintain good health and a good diet.
by Ian Smith July 05, 2005
A jubilee of mixes
You got your salad jubilee of lettuce, tomatoes, onions etc... or your salad jubilee of pineapple, grapes, watermelon, etc... or just a salad jubilee of macaroni and stuff or potatoes and stuff...
by blackmambojamba April 28, 2009
Another word for COOL
Jon: I made this shirt.
Adrienne: That's really salad.
by Adrienne Estelle May 24, 2005
the act of masturbating
you need to take a piss, you need to take a dump, you need to take a salad
by ian lampshadecloth February 02, 2008
Sarcastic
Apathetic
Lazy
And

Disinterested
after a week of school im feelin a little s.a.l.a.d. and just wanna fuck, not talk
by Phoenix Hades April 15, 2010
1. noun - a woman that looks like she has been chopped up more often than the lettuce in a Big Mac
2. noun - a girl that needs to eat salad to lose some kegs; a fat chick
1. I'd admit that I slipped one up her if she wasn't such a salad.
2. That salad looks like she's got more rolls than the village bakery.
by dero-licked December 16, 2004

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