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The food which, if you put it into a dog's bowl, it will walk away.
When the vegetarian with her salad asked me if I knew how my steak died, I said "Yeah, you fucking starved it to death!".
by Choda Boy 57 August 23, 2006
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A word used to fill an awkward silence in an uncomfortable situation.
Girl: Your hot, wanna make whoopy?
Guy: ................salad
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salad = fresh.
fresh, new, innovative, POPPIN things.
those kicks are so fresh they're salad yo

dawg that shirt is sooo salad!!
by squid and jellyfish October 19, 2010
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A term used for a bowl that has more than one drug in it at once. A mix of drugs being smoked at the same time.
by FontE November 05, 2003
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An atrocious excuse of a consumable. Highly advised not to digest.
"Want some salad?" "FRICK NO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!"
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"Hey timmy salad"
'Oh hey there sim salad, how u going"
"yeah good, ur a lad"
"yeah no shit, its in my name"
Tim's a lad = Tim salad.
by Tim salad August 24, 2009
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