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A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.
Shes a fucken' salad mate, I'd go her no questions asked.
by Jem August 16, 2004
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a polite way of saying sex
my boyfriend makes a great salad. (used in the context of a parent or teacher.)
by withoutmeitsjustaweso June 30, 2006
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Endearing term for one's wife/partner/girlfriend mainly used in relation to a BBQ invite
(1st Bloke):I'm having a barbie this weekend - make sure you're there and bring a salad.

(2nd Bloke): No worries, she'll be there. Someones gotta drive me home.
by Moods January 09, 2005
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mixing your weed with someone elses in the same bowl
Tyler: Hey do you want to make a salad? Put some of your shit in and ill put some of mine.
by mason19929394 March 08, 2009
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''Hey Cam's got some bangin' salad''
by Roman Gladiator May 12, 2009
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A bowl of vegetables, usually green, that is healthy. Examples: Lettuce Tomato Celery Carrots Onions Cabbage Sometimes topped with Dressings. Can also be a fruit salad.
Boy, is this Fruit Salad good. So is this vegetable Salad.
by Dee Gooplah June 21, 2006
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Mixing two different types of weed together.
"Hey man wanna match a bowl?"

"No lets just make a salad."
by Funk master A October 20, 2008
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