A word used when the pressure is on you to be cool. When all your hip friends use words like, Groovy and Keen, just say Salad Tongs and you will be Mister Popular!
Ugly Kid: Salad Tongs
Everyone: I want to hump him!
A fu-manchu mustache. A reference to the shape of the mustache and the tendency of people sporting them to toss salad.
That dirty bastard's sporting some serious salad tongs.