A phrase used to convey anger, frustration, or simply to replace other, more crude words. Also used as a question/answer to inquire as to the status of another person, with the response conveying frustration. Generally used in workplace environments where cursing is discouraged.
Dude: *heavy sigh*
Chick: "Salad shooter?"
Dude: "Ugh. Salad shooter."
Salad Shooter- A vegetarian who has bad diarrhea.
I shouldnt have eaten that 2 month old asparagus, uhhhhhhh........
A cleveland steamer
performed after a three-day steady diet of canned corn.
Visible corn in the fecal matter is required before the acts can be distinguished.
Rachelle preferred her partner to eat only Jolly Green Giant Niblets before he gave her a salad shooter.
A vegitarian or vegan with the runs.
When a person receiving a tossed salad farts in the face of the person giving the salad.
"Sean ate a burrito for dinner and later, in the bedroom, he pulled a Salad Shooter on me!"
A salad shooter is usually a vegan individual that consumes too little food prior to a night of heavy drinking, karaoke and or playing video games, specifically Dance Dance Revolution.
The "shooting" occurs about an hour later, unexpectedly, when the victim pukes suddenly - coating windows, walls and soaking clothing with bile and shredded carrot bits.
"Last night was turbo fun, until Emmanuel went all salad shooter in my car."
Defined as: Noun: What your ass turns into after partaking in a fast food lunch. It is also another way of saying diarrhea. The end result is your ass spackling a toilet wall with shit. This term is coined after the famous hand operated kitchen utensil sold on TV in the 80's which "shot" salad from a small orifice.
Damn that supposedly healthy sandwich I just ate made me run to the bathroom for a salad shooter experience.