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11.
According to the great Theo, men use St. Pat's day as an excuse to touch women who aren't wearing green.
Guy: looks like you arent wearing green, its saint patricks day! *pinches breasts*
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!
by sham March 19, 2004
 
8.
March 17th, a day where people wear green and get wasted. It is supposed to be a celebration of Irish heritage, but it has just become an excuse for people to get drunk.
Guy 1: I love Saint Patrick's Day! It's one of my favorite holidays.

Guy 2: Oh nice, you're Irish? So am I.

Guy 1: LOL no I'm not Irish. Saint Patrick's Day is all about getting hammered anyway.

Guy 1: *sigh*
by iduncurr March 17, 2013
 
9.
A day for all of ireland to get pissed
It's Saint Patrick's Day, time for a drink
by gkbcfc March 17, 2008
 
10.
The feast day of the patron saint of ireland. Great because you get off school and/or work (in Ireland at least) and you have an excuse to swear a lot, drink a lot and be patriotic to the emerald isle. The parades are brilliant craic and remember to wear green... =]

Stupid if you're not actually irish, only pretending. You're not irish if your great great great granny emigrated from dublin in 1709. =
"Are ye coming down to the Saint Patrick's Day parade in Cork?"
"Aye, what's it got for me?"
"Drink, girls and a load o' craic"
by hermanthevikingfish March 18, 2008
 
12.
The one day of the year when it doesn't suck to live in Savannah.
I got river faced on shit street
by tuce March 18, 2004
 
13.
A holiday where everyone is Irish and can vomit copious amounts of green puke in public places.
Chico and Hertzel decorated my stoop with green puke for Saint Patrick's Day.
by chicadona March 18, 2008
 
14.
An excuse to get drunk on a Sunday.
Person 1: Lets go get drunk.
Person 2: But there's school tomorrow!
Person 1: So? It's Saint Patrick's day!
Person 2: WHy didn't you say so in the first place?
by Emadorily March 13, 2005