Fictional patron saint of programmers, web-designers, techies, geeks, and desk jockies. St. Vidicon provides protection from erratic computer or complex-machine behavior. Note that while St. Vidicon may provide enough time on your battery-backup to save your document in a power outage, he likely won't help with a flat tire-try St. Christopher.
Saint Vidicon, don't let the system dump before I get my updates! Please!