Town in central Minnesota with a population of around 14,000. Full of hicks, wannabe hicks, and more hicks. Basically hated by everyone who doesn't live there. Full of stupid drama, racism, and idiots. Don't move here if you can avoid it.
Guy 1: Man, Saint Michael, Minnesota must be a tiny farm town! It's full of hicks!
Guy 2: No, they just think it's cool to wear cowboy boots and ride their lawnmowers to school.