Top Definition
The "congregation" that people belong to who are too tired, lazy, or burned out on organized religion to attend a real church: they sleep in on Sundays.
Nosy co-worker: "So, what church do you attend?"

Actual worker: "Saint Mattress (aka: St. Mattress). I sleep in on Sundays."
by K2kate May 02, 2010

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