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A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.
John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.
by Ben April 06, 2005