| 1. | Safeway Secret Society | ||
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1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.
2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world. Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card). Officer: do you know how fast you were going? Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card) |
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