John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"
Liz: Um, no. What'd it say?
Michelle: Ugh! I must've sent it to Lisa, then. I was talking about how much I hate her and the fact that she's such a hypocritical ice queen.
Liz: God, Michelle, she's our friend! And I agree, but you definitely should've practiced safe text.