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Declared when gropeage takes place. If the gropee (person being groped) is too shy to deter the groper, others can intervene with cries of "SAFE HANDS!!11!" to save the gropee from gropeage.
*Bowen grabs Amy around the thighs, slowly slipping his hands up towards her beltline*
Amy: Oo-er *concerned look*
Fabio: SAFE HANDS BOWEN, 5AF3 HANDZ!11!
Bowen: Damn, pwned. Again.
by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac July 24, 2005