SEX AFFORDABILITY DYNAMIC....One more reason why it's better to be rich.As a straight man...once you get over the age of 25...if you're not rich or famous...generally speaking the quality of pussy you're able to fuck levels off.In fact it quite probably nosedives.The "young n'dumb n'drunk" MIGHT do you...But the "young n'sober/ambitious n'hot" will probably pass.This would explain why Average Joe in his mid-to late 20's claims to really dig older women.That's all that'll do your mediocre ass.
GYM MANAGER:"Unbelievable!This guy who just joined is uglier than the bottom of my shoe...but he walked in with this total babe."

FEEX GUY:"Must be the Bentley GT they pulled up in.Tsk
tsk...it's S.A.D."
by L.MARTIN November 04, 2005
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Sad
An acronym for "suck a dick." Often used as a command.

This form is often more offensive than just saying "suck a dick" and it can be used anywhere in public.
"Pay attention to me, I wanna play, your making me sad..."
-Sarah

"Sarah, go s-a-d!!"
-Travis
by do it to it May 22, 2008
SAD
Sunday Afternoon Drinks.

Because regular folk have to work on Monday, it's wiser to start drinking on Sunday afternoon so you'll be wasted early and can go to bed in time.
Starting to drink too late on Sunday could seriously effect your appetite for

MND, TND, WND, ThND and/or FND and that would be sad...
A: Wanna meet for drinks on Sunday?

B: Sure, but let's make it a SAD, I'm not a sad jobless tosser like the rest of your friends.

A: Noon then?

B: Noon it'll be.
by YoungR October 16, 2010
sad
1) Unhappy

2) Of a miserable state and unenviable lifestyle.

3) Acronym.

Seasonal
Adjustment
Disorder

Medical condition pulled out of the ass of a phyciatrist as an excuse for bad parenting, without saying it.
Little tommy isn't doing shit in school because he has SAD. He does not like daylight savings bullshit, and therefore, spends his time in school beating off to his teacher's fine ass.
by Gumba Gumba April 06, 2004
sad
1. something depressing
2. a feeling of being depressed
i was so sad the other night i just wanted to end my life.
by mandy_517 May 18, 2003
sad
Fucking PATHETIC.
It's sad that Mark still lives with his mom, even though he's 35.
by A dead bible July 24, 2003
To Suck a Dick. See D Lover
Jake, why don't you just go S a D
by John December 01, 2003
Stands for Singles Awareness Day. More commonly known as Valentines Day.
Jenny: Happy S.A.D.!!!
Jesse: You're taking not having a boyfriend a Valentines Day hard, arent' you.
Jenny: I'm just fine! *Strangles Jesse*
by Darth_`Eowyn January 24, 2007

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