A ball made from loose items around a store in which a person works. The ball represents all of the hardships one must go through while working a dead end job at minumum wage for at least 3 years. It may be decorated with pictures of sad faces.
Traditional items used for assembly: Shrink Wrap, Windex, paper, parperclips, a child's shoe, flammable liquid, and/or ass pennies.
Sad Batt is not included.
1st pissed off employee: Shit man. I hate my job. Let's make a sad ball and fucking through at the store.
2nd pissed off employee: Fuck man. Let's put some lighter fluid in that shit and set it on fire.