A pretty decent team out of California's capital, with some decent players.

The reason they haven't won a championship is because of the Lakers. (muahaha) The "Queens", as Shaq so well put it, can't play in the clutch when the game is on the line. They crack like fine china under pressure, which is why the Lakers win against a decent team and some biased refereeing (it's a bunch of bullshit, most of those calls).
The Lakers won the game in the 4th quarter, cutting down the Kings' 20 point lead and squeezing out a 2 point win.
by skater910 October 05, 2004
A bad team, with bad owners, situated in a pathetic city, that will never go anywhere.
Did you see the Sacramento Kings just traded for that cancer Ron Artest? Where's Lionel Simmons when you nee him?

Who cares?
by NVA Barry February 06, 2006
The Sacramento Kings are a Sacramento, California basketball team.
2004-2005 season saw the departure of a lot of the best players, and incoming of one good one from all the trades (Mogley Bear or something to that matter) and one good rookie (Kevin Martin). The trades shook the Kings this season, because Geoff Petrie is reported to use a lot of cocaine and LSD when making dumb, freaking choices. Also in the season, there were plans to move the Kings Stadium, Arco Arena, elsewhere, such as across the street from the same exact place. Once again, there were rumors of moving the Kings to another city, but the Maloof Brothers denied this in a half-hearted manner (Which means their moving on out). The Kings are having a solid season, except for the fact that they play so that the first three quarters don't really count or matter, usually coming up with an upset victory or defeat in the last five, testosterone-filled minutes. Even more controversy happens, when missed referee calls happen, mainly from the opposing team clearly goal tending shots. Of course, the refs are too busy trying to come up with fake calls to p.o. the players who "made" them (once again, another Geoff Petrie decision, once again he's tripping on the cocaine and LSD). Thanks to a president who trades anyone who looks like an elephant or a dancing leprechaun when he hallucinates, owners who "love Sacramento", yet clearly couldn't give a flying shit about Sac-town, and a coach who's rod up his ass has a rod up it's own ass and just asking him to switch up the players frightens and confuses him, the Sacramento Kings will most likely play freaking hard, shoot a lot of free throws and three-pointers, get beat by a team who's captain is a white guy with a mullet who tries to be black, even though his name clearly is "Steve", and then have an upset defeat after having biased referees lose the Playoffs for them, thus having the Kings hold a press conference saying "Sacramento is a great team to play for and we'll get them next year" as they always say. Basically, if the game wasn't so commercialized and crammed with so much b.s. to twist a guy's balls for hours, the Kings would be even more of a bitchingly amazing team, and a Playoff-winning one, too. It’s a shame that will never happen, though.

There's also a couple of white guys on the team, and the captain is the second professional basketball captain to be named "Peja Stojakovich", second after Peja Stojakovich of another professional basketball team.

And Geoff Petrie sucks.
The Sacramento Kings will someday band together and destroy Geoff Petrie, the Maloofs and that old, white guy who's the coach...someday.
by Bslof February 24, 2005
Has the most dumbass fans who have the most twisted logic on this earth. Although not all their fans are like this, the one's I know do
Sacramento Kings fans: The Lakers suck! I mean, they DO have 14 championships and they DO have the greatest all-time win PTC. and they DO have a better record againts the Kings, BUT The Kings have NO championships, a LOSING all-time win ptc. and have a WORSE record againts the Lakers!

Lakers fan: Riiiight....
by Geeter August 19, 2006
CHOKERS; a hoops team consisting of CHOKERS; can't perform in the clutch
the SUCKraMENTO QUEENS will never win a ring because they are the SUCKraMENTO KINGS.

vlade made the right decision parting ways with the kings, he will finally GET A RING!!! LAKERS in 04-05 BABY!!!
by iWuVkObE8BrYaNT September 08, 2004
Not as good as the Lakers.
I rather watch the Lakers.
by Saints November 10, 2003

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