The act of rubbing your own hand around your sweaty ball-sack, then shaking someone else's hand with the aforementioned hand smothered in bollock sweat.
by The Sack Hander General June 27, 2011
sport played with a soft rectangular bag in with you toss, catch and perform tricks using the back of your hand, feet, and other body parts.
by The Myachi Man November 12, 2003
A modest streaker using one free hand to cradle his testicles, propably from fear of having then squished or busted by his legs. This word was probably coined by Daniel Tosh.
by Anonomous11001 May 16, 2011
A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.
Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"
Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."
Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."
Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012
When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012
Person 1: I just got finished with my dishes shift, my hands are so wrinkly!
Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!
Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!
by DeepFriedTeletubby February 13, 2020