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When one defecates while standing on their head, and lets the fecal material slide across their scrotum to fall. The resultant fecal 'snail trail' is dried with a hair dryer and peeled away, resulting in a dried feces chip.
"I was so constipated I almost passed out making my sack biscuit."
by Uncle_Scary May 06, 2010

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