A Sachin Sharma is a strange creature, they're a dusty nigger who steals tampons from nuns, and inserts them into his rectum. He then precedes to pick his nose with his penis and put it up his own arse, following this, he licks the bogey out of his arse hole and grapples his cold erect nipples, whilst screaming, give me a banana!
Person 1: That guy is fucking weird!
Person 2: Yeah! I hear they're a Sachin Sharma