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Sachettism 

A state of abomination in which you become completely and utterly disgusted with yourself to the point that only death will bring you peace. Sachettism can be brought on by listening to Republicans speak, watching the SciFi Channel, being in the vicinity of a church, and eating red Jell-O. Early symptoms of contracting the disease are uncontrollable sweating, excessive internet use, wearing only polo shirts to the beach, filling your DVR to it's maximum capacity, and constantly bitching about nothing. Although there are no known cures for the disease many patients diagnosed live a somewhat normal life and can usually go undiagnosed for years. Some famous celebrities with the disease include Ricki Lake, John Goodman, Rosie O’Donnell, Horatio Sanz, Artie Lange and Mama Cass.
The night after the doctor diagnosed his first case of Sachettism, he was found lifeless, face down in a pile of red sox maki.
Sachettism by Mysterious Anomoly Bill September 19, 2009

schettini 

giving someone a blow job so intense that the cum goes flying out their nose.
Shit dude you just gave a bomb ass schettini!

chicken schettino 

Acting as a coward and ignoring any moral duties one may have to save one's own skin.
That chicken schettino captain took off in a lifeboat, leaving passengers to fend for themselves.
chicken schettino by voodoofish February 6, 2012

to do a schettino 

a captain leaving a sinking ship ahead of anyone else
claiming that he had accidently fallen into a lifeboat, he did a schettino
Instead, because of his selfish actions, he is now regarded as a national embarrassment in his own country. And, his name is already showing signs of becoming a by-word for shameful and stupid behavior — “to do a Schettino."
to do a schettino by django_reinh February 9, 2012

Schettino 

(noun) -- a total coward. So defined because Francesco Schettino, Captain of the cruise ship Costa Concordia which ran aground off the coast of Tuscany resulting in at least 11 deaths, abandoned the ship before many of the passengers and crew, and did not return to the ship despite being ordered to do so by the Italian coast guard to help with the rescue operations. A Schettino is the polar opposite of Captain Sully.
That guy is a Schettino. He ran like a girl to save himself!
Schettino by ScottJB January 28, 2012
I like meatballs in my schetti!
Schetti by DICKie DICK January 21, 2009