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Sabretooth Crotch Crickets 

(n.) (pl.) A term that often refers to the most advanced stage of pubic lice. However, Sabretooth Crotch Crickets (SCCs) are a seperate (but related) secies.

SCCs are found in the pubic region of exceptionally promiscuous females and males (human). While shaving and intense washing can sometimes lower the population of an SCC nest, SCCs have never been known to disappear completely within the host's lifetime. Hosts often fail to realize the severity of their condition before the number of SCC's around/on their genitalia number in the high teens or more.

SCCs, occasionally described as miniature Hercules Beetles, have proportianlly large pincers; however these can vary in configuration from cricket to cricket.

When provoked (rough sex will do it), SCCs often emit a low-volume hissing or buzzing sound to warn of a painful attack (the onset of this sound is in fact when many affected people first realize that something is horribly wrong down south--otherwise, SCCs do not usually draw attention to themselves and can be quite reclusive). This sound is regularly exaggerated by people unfamiliar with SCCs, because it's damn funny if someone else has them but you don't.
Dude #1: "Yeah, I'm going over by *girl's name*'s apartment tonight...I think it's gonna be a wild time..."
Dude #2: "Don't do it, seriously! Tony told me he was gonna hit that sheeit one time and there wuz SCCs all up in it"
Dude #1: "What the ? are SCCs? You just playin' right?"
Dude #2: "I thought you knew...it means Sabretooth Crotch Crickets, man! Back off the nasty 'tang, bro!"
Dude #1: "Aw DAMN! I thought I was gonna git me some tonight...thanks for the heads up though."

Sabretooth 

A woman too old or too ugly to be a cougar but tries anyway.
I went to Target and had a flip flop wearing Sabretooth tracking me through the paper goods.
Sabretooth by preyedupon October 9, 2008

Diego the Sabretooth 

The lord and savior of all people in the world. He tried to kill ice age baby but fatass manny wouldn’t let him
We should be like diego the Sabretooth and kill ice age baby

Sabretooth 

A woman of elderly age, possibly a grandma who is too old to be a cougar but still on the hunt and able to take down younger unsuspecting male prey.
Dude, since your grandpa died last year, your grandma has become quite the sabretooth....do you think I'd have a chance?
Sabretooth by Wolfeman 160 December 4, 2009
the pseudonym for a higher demon. Sahreth is an extremely rarely used name with several different spellings and pronunciations. He/She is strong-willed, independent, and selfish but not to the detriment of his own well-being on a social scale. a natural albeit unusual beauty. Sahreth is a very focused individual, always seeking to better their own lives.
Sahreth really loves food.
sahreth by Yuveis August 7, 2015
"Man, that movie was SABETH!"
Sabeth by Nico Beth February 17, 2009