Cream of the crop; the pinnacle of a Cougar status. The rarest of rare cougar.
I went cougar hunnting the other night and this bar, because there's been talk of Saber Tooth sightings here. We think this rare and sought-after breed might stop in at "The Dead Fish Bar" during her bi-yearly migrations from San Francisco to the Napa wine country.
A sabertooth is a woman that is the older version of the cougar. A 60+ year old women who is on the prowl for fresh young male meat. She is old, rich, and looking for a crazy night of sex with a guy who can go all night long without Viagra.
I meet a sabertooth at a bar and she took me to her house and ravaged my tender young male body.
A woman over the age of 65 who targets men at least 20 years her junior to date. Similar to a cougar but over the age of 65. Since saber-tooth tigers are extinct, it ties into the fact that these women are much older and near extinction themselves.
Girl 1: "Check out the geezer on that hot guy!"
Girl 2: "Oh yea, she's a total saber-tooth."