"Thurman Jane, you know I'll always love you
I'll do anything you want me to do
Whether it be sex for money
Thurman, you'll always be my honey!
Whaddya want me to do, Thurman?!
AHHH
WHADDYA WANT ME TO DO?!
AH WANT YOU TO
STICK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS WHILE I'M FUCKIN' YOU
SYFUMAWIFY"