The conscious act of hoarding and using as many bland and increasingly meaningless clich├ęs and clothing as one can; the latter usually accomplished through fervent and excessive purchases of exorbitant products made by corporations that propagated the idea of swag to begin with.

It is essentially the most anti-creative, anti-intellectual and classless habit of modern proletariat.
Anthony: You heard about Joe?

Crystal: No, what?

Anthony: I'm a little worried. He works for $7.30/hr 30 hours a week at Arby's. He just bought a SWAGGER Camo & Chambray shirt on his fourth credit card even though he's got $13275 in debt and is getting hassled by collections agencies all day long. What kind of sense does that make?

Crystal: Oh hell yeah, that SWAGGER jump off! He ain't care. Stop hating, jealous bitch, wish you had swag.
by Rainbow Wong August 10, 2012

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S.W.A.G stands for the Students With Academic Goals Program or the Swahili Western-Samoa Anti German pact from WWII
George-Hey man im in S.W.A.G
Phil Mickelson-Cool keep up the good work
by Isaac returns May 30, 2012

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A swag is an Australian term for a bundle of belongings rolled in a traditional fashion to be carried by a foot traveler in the bush. It generally includes; sleeping bag, bed roll and clothing. It is also a single person tent with can be waterproof.
Did you see Wazza in his swag last night?
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Probably the shittiest term ever coined by the human race.
Douche: ''Aw man I got swag''
Normal human being: ''Shut up''
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Swag is an annoying word that stupid assholes made up to make themselves sound cool. if you look closely, you'll notice that the more frequently someone says the word swag, the less of it they have. seriously it's fucking annoying.
nick- hey buddy... i was just mackin up these fine ass biddies last night...they were all over my swag

Me- dude, you're a 14 year old white guy that hasn't even kissed a girl yet, STFU!
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slang originating in the early 1800s for stolen goods or booty; possibly carried by a swagman or pirate
Pirate: arr we be stealin all yer swag
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SWAG is an acronym meaning "Stuff We All Get." The term was created by convention regulars to describe all the stuff they get whenever they go to conventions. There's good SWAG (cool freebies, drinks, etc.) and bad SWAG (flyers, useless information printouts, ads, and business cards).

SWAG is not to be confused with "swag" which is abbreviated from "swagger". "swag" in this context is used to describe a style, a strut, a brag, a boast, or a vaunt.
Geek 1: I just got back from E3!
Geek 2: Cool! So did you get anything?
Geek 1: Mostly SWAG.

Fan 1: I'm going to a large Star Wars convention this weekend. Want to go?
Fan 2: Sure. Is there going to be SWAG?
Fan 3: Definitely!
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a word that needs to be put in the dirt and everyone that says it should kill themselves
Jonny:supp swag
Me:I going home to listen to Rebbecca Black
by Cameron Taylor October 09, 2011

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