The conscious act of hoarding and using as many bland and increasingly meaningless clichés and clothing as one can; the latter usually accomplished through fervent and excessive purchases of exorbitant products made by corporations that propagated the idea of swag to begin with.

It is essentially the most anti-creative, anti-intellectual and classless habit of modern proletariat.
Anthony: You heard about Joe?

Crystal: No, what?

Anthony: I'm a little worried. He works for $7.30/hr 30 hours a week at Arby's. He just bought a SWAGGER Camo & Chambray shirt on his fourth credit card even though he's got $13275 in debt and is getting hassled by collections agencies all day long. What kind of sense does that make?

Crystal: Oh hell yeah, that SWAGGER jump off! He ain't care. Stop hating, jealous bitch, wish you had swag.
by Rainbow Wong August 10, 2012
Probably the shittiest term ever coined by the human race.
Douche: ''Aw man I got swag''
Normal human being: ''Shut up''
by Czapka1380 November 06, 2012
The way a swaggot thug walks after being fucked in the ass. This is typically shown by sagging, which symbolizes that they've been fucked in the ass before and wish for it again. It is also shown by wearing a flat billed snapback sideways or backwards and wearing vans or chucks.
This trend, known as swag, makes perfect sense due to the fact that swag means Secretly We are Gay. This goes well with sagging which shows that they're available for sex by another male.
by FaZe Temperrrr October 15, 2012
Another word for fag; gay; homosexual; someone only concerned with being an unwitty dumbass; focused on materialism or things without true meaning; someone with no purpose in life; not intelligent; letting little pieces of paper control your life because it is led to be cool from the moment you are born, usually through the media; gullible; readily accepting a lie; someone who does not amount to anything since they are too busy chasing common wealth/fool's gold because they think that is what people do in life; someone who does not sacrifice; no knowledge of self; someone easily manipulable; weak; frail See Example
Your just a fag, only concerned with your bullshit swag.

Why are you only focused on swag instead putting energy into something that is actually worth something? For example, spending money on protection (cameras, bulletproof vests, art of war, etc) rather than spending it on bullshit (designer clothes, rims, video games, etc).
by dumbkilla September 23, 2011
Swag is a short form for swagger which originally was a pokemon move used to gain attack power at the risk of confusion.
(insert name): wow dawg i got so much swag
Pokemon Master: Bitch shut the fuck up before I get my slowpoke to use swag on your ass
(insert name): shit man I'm sorry
by Pokemon Master Red December 25, 2013
A swag is an Australian term for a bundle of belongings rolled in a traditional fashion to be carried by a foot traveler in the bush. It generally includes; sleeping bag, bed roll and clothing. It is also a single person tent with can be waterproof.
Did you see Wazza in his swag last night?
by anonymousasdfghjkl November 03, 2011
slang originating in the early 1800s for stolen goods or booty; possibly carried by a swagman or pirate
Pirate: arr we be stealin all yer swag
by da nafta November 03, 2013
Wow, people are ignorant. The word swag has been around since the 1500's. Which you would know if you picked up a real book once in awhile. Or hell even looked at the lamps/lights section at Home Depo or Lowes.

Swag has two meanings.

1. Illegally acquired goods.

2. to sway or sag. Like a Hanging Swag Lamp/light. Remember those horrible glass grape lights from the 60's at grandma's house? Those are a type of swag lights.
Pirates used it in old movies and books, which leads me to believe it only got popular because of losers who jumped on the shitty pirate bandwagon since PotC came out. The same goes for all of those other "new" and "cool" words/sayings; some douche bag copied it and pretended it was original. Come on people just look at TV, originality is dead and people are just ripping of works of those long dead, since the dead can't sue.
My friend showed me how to put up and swag my curtains, so they all hung evenly in the middle.
Back at their hideout, the pirates split the swag between them.
by Ignorance is Bliss October 14, 2013

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