The conscious act of hoarding and using as many bland and increasingly meaningless clichés and clothing as one can; the latter usually accomplished through fervent and excessive purchases of exorbitant products made by corporations that propagated the idea of swag to begin with.

It is essentially the most anti-creative, anti-intellectual and classless habit of modern proletariat.
Anthony: You heard about Joe?

Crystal: No, what?

Anthony: I'm a little worried. He works for $7.30/hr 30 hours a week at Arby's. He just bought a SWAGGER Camo & Chambray shirt on his fourth credit card even though he's got $13275 in debt and is getting hassled by collections agencies all day long. What kind of sense does that make?

Crystal: Oh hell yeah, that SWAGGER jump off! He ain't care. Stop hating, jealous bitch, wish you had swag.
by Rainbow Wong August 10, 2012
Probably the shittiest term ever coined by the human race.
Douche: ''Aw man I got swag''
Normal human being: ''Shut up''
by Czapka1380 November 06, 2012
S.W.A.G stands for the Students With Academic Goals Program or the Swahili Western-Samoa Anti German pact from WWII
George-Hey man im in S.W.A.G
Phil Mickelson-Cool keep up the good work
by Isaac returns May 30, 2012
a combination of the words "swimming" and "fag", or another word for a gay fish
Terry: I'm going for a swim.
Jim: Watch out for Swags, they're mating this time of year.
by JP moneymaker April 23, 2012
A swag is an Australian term for a bundle of belongings rolled in a traditional fashion to be carried by a foot traveler in the bush. It generally includes; sleeping bag, bed roll and clothing. It is also a single person tent with can be waterproof.
Did you see Wazza in his swag last night?
by anonymousasdfghjkl November 03, 2011
Swag is a short form for swagger which originally was a pokemon move used to gain attack power at the risk of confusion.
(insert name): wow dawg i got so much swag
Pokemon Master: Bitch shut the fuck up before I get my slowpoke to use swag on your ass
(insert name): shit man I'm sorry
by Pokemon Master Red December 25, 2013
a word that needs to be put in the dirt and everyone that says it should kill themselves
Jonny:supp swag
Me:I going home to listen to Rebbecca Black
by Cameron Taylor October 09, 2011
Some freaking word created by who knows that everybody uses. This word is completely pointless and for some stupid reason every moron in this world uses it. You want to know what it really means? Well it means Secretly We Are Gay. It's so annoying when everybody in my class uses it. Like YOLO.

2: A word that will hopefully die a painful and horrible death. Like Falling in a pool of mutts.
Idiot boy: OMG! I GOT SO MUCH SWAG, THE GIRLS CAN'T EVEN KEEP AWAY FROM ME!
Girl: No. You have no swag. I hope you fall in a mf hole and die.

Idiot boy: ....
Girl: ....
Idiot boy: I STILL HAVE SWAG BITCH!
by Unipegasorus May 11, 2013

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