S- Something
W - We
A - All
G- Get tired of hearing
Teacher: What is the square root of 69?
Dude: SWAG!
Teacher: SHUT THE F*** UP!
by TooMuchSwagKillenAllDemHaterz November 04, 2011
Swag is an annoying word that stupid assholes made up to make themselves sound cool. if you look closely, you'll notice that the more frequently someone says the word swag, the less of it they have. seriously it's fucking annoying.
nick- hey buddy... i was just mackin up these fine ass biddies last night...they were all over my swag

Me- dude, you're a 14 year old white guy that hasn't even kissed a girl yet, STFU!
by TheSpillerr October 10, 2011
It is literally just a sack on a stick that Australian bogans used to use. Everyone thinks that it means cool. It doesn't mean cool. It has been taken so damn out of context that it is infuriating! And no, it does NOT mean 'secretly we are gay'. Other CORRECT meaning of this word are the loot of a thief, poor quality weed and to sway from side to side. Incorrect use includes:
"I am so damn swag"
"You have no swag"
"I am the swagganator"
You, idiots, are literally calling yourselves a handkerchief on a stick. Correct use is
"I saw that homeless person carrying clothing in his swag"
by Paixx May 13, 2015
Material stolen, loot, as from a burglary or robbery
"We'll split the swag if you help."
From "Police," a Charlie Chaplin silent movie
by brightwriter December 11, 2013
Sex

With
A

Ginger
Man 1:Dude, i have alot of swag
Man 2: You had sex with a ginger???
by bendover69 March 14, 2013
Sex with a goat.
Justin Bieber has lots of SWAG.
by stuck4cash November 05, 2012
An acronym used in the 1960s by a group of men.
"Secretly We Are Gay"
He was part of the SWAG group.
by SquidgyPower August 31, 2012
A word that was created by some half drunk, half stoned jackass in a club. Pretty much the most commonly used word in the entire goddamn universe. Made immortal by Justin Beiber (A half drunk, half stoned jackass) and now used not only to describe a person who is a complete and utter shitbird, but also used as an alternate word for, "Mental Defect."
"Did you hear that little asshat with his pants hanging down around his knees?"
"No, why?"
"Ah, he said 'swag' like seven times in one sentence."
by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014

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