S- Something
W - We
A - All
G- Get tired of hearing
Teacher: What is the square root of 69?
Dude: SWAG!
Teacher: SHUT THE F*** UP!
by TooMuchSwagKillenAllDemHaterz November 04, 2011

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Swag: Something people think they can achieve by acting like a d-bag and make themselves think that they're really-really tight. Symptoms include trying to act a lot smoother but end up looking like you don't know what reality is because your mind is cluttered with douche. Swag affects many people, like the African American race, but is much funnier when white people are affected.
Random Douche: "Wassup player?"
Guy: "Uh...your white and you live in the suburbs, remember?"
Random Douche: "Whaa? You crazy! Ahaa! SWAG!"
Guy: "..."
by ICanReadTheAlphabet June 10, 2011

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A word that originally meant "free stuff." But some rapper used it in a song, and is now the #1 most used word ever. Basically means you sag your pants and wear sideways hats.
Guy 1: I got so much swag!
Guy 2: Please shut up.
by nope.avi June 14, 2013

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A term reinvented by the younger generation. Swag is an abstract and often intangible concept. Generally is used to describe a certain way of carrying oneself that conveys a certain effortlessness in all aspects of life - someone who has "swag" employs a fluid body language and lazy or careless behavior to give off a sense of inner peace and absolute confidence. Clothing also plays a large role in one's swag - generally it is associated with urban hip-hop themed apparel, generally with either bright colors or the prominent use of white so as to appear more "clean". this look does not work for everyone, and is generally only used by the upper class. more poverty-ridden individuals who seek swag can use a variety of clothes - ultimately swag is not about one particular style, but about the individual's ability to find and maintain a style that suits their personality.
"Damn son what are you tryna do with them jordans? How long you been saving up for that shit? You be wearing them bright white jordans with your plaid shirt and your ratty-ass dreadlocks, nah son. Nah. you walk around your block in that shit you gon get shot."

"Damn son Nardwuar has more swag than most rappers. He nerdy as all get out but he don't give a fuck."
by yung alex May 06, 2013

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Secretly We Are Gay. Usually used when someone is trying to come out of the closet without most people knowing. See homosexual or justin bieber.

Another Definition: Walking with your pants on the ground, talking like this: Wassup homie you know i got swag!
Guy 1: Guy 2 should we say it?
Guy 2: we shall.
Guy 1: SWAG!
Person who knows meaning: gasp!
Person who doesnt: LOL me too
Person who knows meaning: Gasp!

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He had swag so he was destined to be forever alone.
by DERPBRO October 04, 2012

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It was a secret association, meaning Secretly We Are Gay. Remember That kids,
Guy: Hey, Swag
Guy 2: Same
by SnazyLaserbeam March 01, 2017

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Makes up a good portion of why the world is as fucking stupid as it is. Coupled with the words YOLO, gay, and fag/faggot, this word is powerful enough to stop an intelligent person's heart.
Man educated by the public school system: #SWAG!

Me: Prepare to die.
by Chowder183 September 23, 2012

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SWAG is an acronym for the following:

S - STUFF
W - WE
A - ALL
G - GET

It should NOT be confused with shwag or shwagg, even if crappy pot is all you and your friends get.
The stuff you get for free at sponsored events. Radio stations give away SWAG, (key chains, tshirts, stickers, etc.)

Tween Girl: OMG! I went to the Justin Bieber concert and all the SWAG had his face on it! SQUEEEEEEEE!
by Sinderz March 08, 2013

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