Souveniers, Wearables and Gifts
The campaign was donating SWAG to give to potential voters.
by Bruce Dennison March 25, 2004
Sex with a goat.
Justin Bieber has lots of SWAG.
by stuck4cash November 05, 2012
Some freaking word created by who knows that everybody uses. This word is completely pointless and for some stupid reason every moron in this world uses it. You want to know what it really means? Well it means Secretly We Are Gay. It's so annoying when everybody in my class uses it. Like YOLO.

2: A word that will hopefully die a painful and horrible death. Like Falling in a pool of mutts.
Idiot boy: OMG! I GOT SO MUCH SWAG, THE GIRLS CAN'T EVEN KEEP AWAY FROM ME!
Girl: No. You have no swag. I hope you fall in a mf hole and die.

Idiot boy: ....
Girl: ....
Idiot boy: I STILL HAVE SWAG BITCH!
by Unipegasorus May 11, 2013
Sex

With
A

Ginger
Man 1:Dude, i have alot of swag
Man 2: You had sex with a ginger???
by bendover69 March 14, 2013
An acronym used in the 1960s by a group of men.
"Secretly We Are Gay"
He was part of the SWAG group.
by SquidgyPower August 31, 2012
The conscious act of hoarding and using as many bland and increasingly meaningless clichés and clothing as one can; the latter usually accomplished through fervent and excessive purchases of exorbitant products made by corporations that propagated the idea of swag to begin with.

It is essentially the most anti-creative, anti-intellectual and classless habit of modern proletariat.
Anthony: You heard about Joe?

Crystal: No, what?

Anthony: I'm a little worried. He works for $7.30/hr 30 hours a week at Arby's. He just bought a SWAGGER Camo & Chambray shirt on his fourth credit card even though he's got $13275 in debt and is getting hassled by collections agencies all day long. What kind of sense does that make?

Crystal: Oh hell yeah, that SWAGGER jump off! He ain't care. Stop hating, jealous bitch, wish you had swag.
by Rainbow Wong August 10, 2012
The way in which you carry yourself. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Swag can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swagger. You gain swag, or "Swag up", by performing swag worthy actions that improve this perception. A person can also "swag down," by being an overall pussy and garnering negative swag for their actions. Swag is a subtle thing that many strive to gain but few actually attain. It is reserved for the most swagalicious of people. Swag can also be quantified, with point systems existing in some circles of friends.
"I got with two girls last night"
"Awesome dude, that's some swag"
"I think one of them was my sister though..."
"Negative swag"
.....
"I'm digging that strut son, I like your swag"
"Thanks Dad"
.....
"I don't think I can go out tonight, I got too much work"
"Swag up you little bitch"
.....
"If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?"
"You really don't understand swag...do you?"
by JTizzle360 May 01, 2009
Shit We All Got
"My mum drinks", its so SWAG
"My cat died", its so SWAG
"I'm fat", thats SWAG
via giphy
by JunkWorld July 04, 2016
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