The way in which you carry yourself. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Swag can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swagger. You gain swag, or "Swag up", by performing swag worthy actions that improve this perception. A person can also "swag down," by being an overall pussy and garnering negative swag for their actions. Swag is a subtle thing that many strive to gain but few actually attain. It is reserved for the most swagalicious of people. Swag can also be quantified, with point systems existing in some circles of friends.
"I got with two girls last night"
"Awesome dude, that's some swag"
"I think one of them was my sister though..."
"Negative swag"
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"I'm digging that strut son, I like your swag"
"Thanks Dad"
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"I don't think I can go out tonight, I got too much work"
"Swag up you little bitch"
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"If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?"
"You really don't understand swag...do you?"
by JTizzle360 May 01, 2009
The most used word in the whole fucking universe. Douche bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your fucking dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those shitty hats side way, and your ass hanging out like a fucking goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, shitty hats, small penis and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet.
Assface Magee: I got so much swag
Darrel: You got so much dick in your ass
Assface Magee: Fuck you, SWAG
by jonnypage July 20, 2012
A stupid saying that's overused. People 90 per cent are dumb teenagers, 10 per cent are little ass kids trying to be cool use it for EVERYTHING and also as their facebook name thinking that shit's cute: 'I just opened a cabinet, SWAG.' 'I just fell down, lol, SWAG.' 'SWAGNIFICENT' '(your name) idontgiveafuq gotsswagg' 'lives in swagtown' 'works at swagville' 'That show was so SWAG.' 'I just finished brushing my teeth, SWAG.' 'Hey guys, just woke up, SWAG.' 'Lol, I got kicked out of class, SWAG.' 'I cursed the teacher out, SWAG.' 'Tumbling on tumblr in class, SWAG.' '(your name) the swag god' 'texting in class, SWAG' ... 'SWAG.' You don't have no motherfucking swag.
You: 'I got swag.'
Me: 'That's because you're a fucking retard trying to be like the rest of the try hards thinking their dumb ass have swag.'
by EveryoneNeedsToCalmTheHeckDown December 03, 2011
Orginally from the Scottish slang word "swagger" which was a description of the way some Scots walk (in a swaying motion), the word was then misinterpreted by the English as "the way someone presents themselves". Eg, whether someone looks cool.
The word quickly made its way to the states and has ever since become the catchphrase of douchbags and tools everywhere.
Person 1: "I think that guy off Jersey Shore has swag"
Person 2: "You're a dick"
by liddad August 02, 2012
S- Something
W - We
A - All
G- Get tired of hearing
Teacher: What is the square root of 69?
Dude: SWAG!
Teacher: SHUT THE F*** UP!
by TooMuchSwagKillenAllDemHaterz November 04, 2011
"Secretly. We. Are. Gay."
just so you know what people mean when they tlk about their "swag"
dude: i got hella swag!!
other dude: i didnt know you were gay :O
by bigtittypenishead October 11, 2011
apperance ,style ,or the way he or she presents them selves.
He got a killa swag.
by MIKE fresh July 31, 2006
An acronym created by a group of men in the United States during the 1960's that means Secretly We Are Gay
"Mark, Joey and I are swag"
by really?! July 17, 2012

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