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-noun
Self produced bling. Commonly found on modern day individuals who declare themselves as rappers.
Note: If one wishes to produce such bling he or she must first obtain the "Swag Stick." The Swag Stick resembles a dildo; however, it is usually four times in length and width than the average. The process by which a Swag Stick allows someone to grow bling has only recently been discovered. Once in possession of a Swag Stick the person must insert the stick viciously into their anal rectum. From this point, he or she must rotate the "Swag Stick" around as if he or she was churning butter. Doing so will activate the "Swag Switch." On activation, the Swag Switch will cause the body to secrete enzymes which produce a chemical reaction in various parts of the body. One will begin to develop illustrious medallions around the neck region and diamond earrings on each ear. Common side effects include: the delusional effect of having such a large object inserted into one's anus causing he or she to believe they can rap, clothing to suddenly increase in size making items such as pants drop lower and appear as too large, one's feet may morph into Nike basketball shoes even though he or she is not able to beat an infant in the game, a multitude of Italian cars may appear in one's driveway out of thin air, income may suddenly sky rocket even though no new talent has been acquired, etc...
Pre-edited "Turn My Swag On" by Soulja Boy
I get my swag stick
I churn my ass hole
I turn my swag on...

Post-editing
I turn my swag on...
by Wherecanibuyaswagstick April 29, 2009
 
1.
The most used word in the whole fucking universe. Douche bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your fucking dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those shitty hats side way, and your ass hanging out like a fucking goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, shitty hats, small penis and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet.
Assface Magee: I got so much swag
Darrel: You got so much dick in your ass
Assface Magee: Fuck you, SWAG
by jonnypage July 20, 2012
 
2.
A stupid saying that's overused. People 90 per cent are dumb teenagers, 10 per cent are little ass kids trying to be cool use it for EVERYTHING and also as their facebook name thinking that shit's cute: 'I just opened a cabinet, SWAG.' 'I just fell down, lol, SWAG.' 'SWAGNIFICENT' '(your name) idontgiveafuq gotsswagg' 'lives in swagtown' 'works at swagville' 'That show was so SWAG.' 'I just finished brushing my teeth, SWAG.' 'Hey guys, just woke up, SWAG.' 'Lol, I got kicked out of class, SWAG.' 'I cursed the teacher out, SWAG.' 'Tumbling on tumblr in class, SWAG.' '(your name) the swag god' 'texting in class, SWAG' ... 'SWAG.' You don't have no motherfucking swag.
You: 'I got swag.'
Me: 'That's because you're a fucking retard trying to be like the rest of the try hards thinking their dumb ass have swag.'
by EveryoneNeedsToCalmTheHeckDown December 03, 2011
 
3.
Orginally from the Scottish slang word "swagger" which was a description of the way some Scots walk (in a swaying motion), the word was then misinterpreted by the English as "the way someone presents themselves". Eg, whether someone looks cool.
The word quickly made its way to the states and has ever since become the catchphrase of douchbags and tools everywhere.
Person 1: "I think that guy off Jersey Shore has swag"
Person 2: "You're a dick"
by liddad August 02, 2012
 
4.
S- Something
W - We
A - All
G- Get tired of hearing
Teacher: What is the square root of 69?
Dude: SWAG!
Teacher: SHUT THE F*** UP!
by TooMuchSwagKillenAllDemHaterz November 04, 2011
 
5.
"Secretly. We. Are. Gay."
just so you know what people mean when they tlk about their "swag"
dude: i got hella swag!!
other dude: i didnt know you were gay :O
by bigtittypenishead October 11, 2011
 
6.
apperance ,style ,or the way he or she presents them selves.
He got a killa swag.
by MIKE fresh July 31, 2006
 
7.
An acronym created by a group of men in the United States during the 1960's that means Secretly We Are Gay
"Mark, Joey and I are swag"
by really?! July 17, 2012